In Edward’s Defense…Jacob can go DIE

Okay, so after seeing New Moon and hearing various discussions on the topic, I feel like this post is necessary. And I realize it’s ridiculous and I actually don’t care that much (but part of me does because I think people are generally stupid/missing the point) and TOTALLY pointless. But this is my blog and I do what I want. JUDGE ME ALL YOU WANT! So, without further ado…

While I understand why the entire Twilight fandom and every teenage girl ever is ga-ga for Taylor Lautner’s abs and big smile, I just have one thing to say: Edward is still better.

Why would I say this? Well, I could give about a million reasons all ending with the fact that Robert Pattinson is basically the best thing since electricity to happen to this planet. I digress. So, everyone is all upset that Robert Pattinson’s body is not quite like Jacob’s. But then again, WHO IS? I heard a girl say “Wow, Edward needs to work on his body.” True, he’s not ripped and putting on 30 pounds of muscle (props to you Taylor), but it’s not like he’s made of nothing. Don’t believe me?





There. Now you can’t argue with me about that. I win. And I would like to say that I might respect him more for refusing to shave his chest. Most men are hairy and yucky. What Robert Pattinson has is basically NOTHING. Sorry people, but that’s a reality of life we must deal with: Men (Those with chiseled jaws and perfect cheekbones) are usually at least a little hairy. BOYS (17 year olds who play werewolves and are kind of illegal to look at like THAT) are not. Another thing: pale NEVER films well. Seriously, the fact that they made Edward look pale without making him look like he’s totally dead is a magical miracle. The fact that Taylor Lautner is already bronze skinned doesn’t make Rob Pattinson look as good. But that doesn’t stop me from wishing he were my boyfriend and would rip his shirt off to show himself to the world because he loves me and thinks I’m dead, and…never mind. Finally, it’s the scene. He’s depressed. He’s alone. He hasn’t showered in months (hello, he’s still wearing the same shirt from the breakup). Basically, he looks like hell. That’s how he’s supposed to look. Plus, who gets the girl? The good looking one, or the muscle bound behemoth who turns into a hairy nasty wolf?

Now it’s time for me to get up on my nerdy, Twilight soapbox (because I have one) and say something that has nothing to do with biceps or body hair. And I am aware that this will reveal me for what I truly am: a 21 year old girl who finds happiness in teen lit despite how awful it is.

First of all - I can’t deny that I actually found Taylor to be engaging. He portrayed Jacob just the way I pictured him. But…I still hate Jacob with a fiery burning passion. (What can I say? When you are team Edward, you are TEAM EDWARD.) Now to what I want to say. The story isn’t about Taylor Lautner’s body. It’s not about men running around in the forest half naked. In fact, in one scene when Jacob has his shirt off, I almost yelled “Put your damn shirt back on, you GIRL!” but then realized I might get murdered. Seriously, people. The story is about Edward and Bella, not Jacob’s or Edward’s body. That’s what it’s been from the start. It shouldn’t matter. Jacob can go die and nothing will happen to the core of the story. Can you deny that Edward and Bella aren’t made of awesome, sexy, deliciousness? Heh, didn’t think so. They are dear, sweet perfection. Well…maybe I should say “sweet, crazy, sexy, absolutely ridiculous, obsessive/possessive, kind of wrong, badly written, and weird perfection.”

And that is why:
1.) I win
2.) Jacob can go die.

To be a Cougar football fan is sometimes...AWESOME

Ah yes. Sweet, sweet victory.

Fun on a Saturday night, a Saturday night...WHA?

So today has been deemed Lazy Saturday. Well, at least in a way it's been lazy. Although I gave my apartment the ultimate scrub down (my kitchen glimmers, I tell you what), tried to vacuum (anyone have a spare vacuum they want to donate to the poor college kid fund?), and made sure that I finished all of my physics homework (100% baby!), I still managed to totally and completely chill out today.

While I cleaned, I listened to a glorious shutout by the BYU football team. I feel in my heart that a Wyoming shutout was just what I needed to make cleaning a joyous occasion. I adore listening to Greg Wrubell yell and shout. Whenever I hear his voice, I think of the Utah game in 2006 and him literally screaming "Throws behind him, it is....CAUGHT FOR THE TOUCHDOWN! Caught for the touchdown! Caught for the touchdown! Jonny Harline got it for the score! Harline by himself in the endzone! The Cougars win it! On the final play of the game!" The man is an absolute nut but, like I said, I adore him.

Then I proceeded to sit on the couch for the rest of the day. In fact, I am still there right now, and I sat down at about 2:00 p.m. It's now 11:00 p.m. I will say this in my defense: I did shower and I have eaten food. I even did my homework while sitting on said couch. So the reality is that I'm not quite as lazy as I seem. On the other hand, I have done a plethora of things I don't normally do.

First: I watched three football games. Okay, so actually...I do this every Saturday. But this time I actually watched them, rather than listening while studying for a test of some kind. Instead I was able to enjoy seeing games play out on my little screen. None of the games were as pretty/kick-A as the BYU game, obviously, but it was basically awesome.

Second: I watched interviews with basically every movie star ever. Well, maybe not ever, but I did watch a lot. I watched interviews with John Krasinski/Jim from The Office, Jenna Fischer/Pam from The Office, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Harrison Ford, the Slumdog Millionaire people, and just about everyone that was in a movie last year. I have discovered that I wish John Krasinski were my lover, Harrison Ford would shut up, and Robert Pattinson was my best friend. Sigh. Wishful thinking will get me nowhere.

Third: I decided to order pizza and drink a Dr. Pepper while I watched a movie. I chose Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, the film obsession of my younger years. I don't own it, so I got on Youtube and hunted down an HD version. The problem is, in this version, when the aliens speak, there aren't any subtitles. Sad thing is I DIDN'T NEED THEM. I knew exactly what they were saying. And I haven't watched this Episode since Episode III came out almost 5 years ago. Maybe even before that. I never realized how pathetic I was. But I will embrace the nerdy side of myself and chow down on pizza instead.

So now, I will finish my movie and snuggle up in my bed under my comforter on this Lazy Saturday. Hope all is happy in your world!

Yeah...it's been a while

Whoops! Oh well. I've just been busy. So...I don't really have much to say. All I want to do is share some music with you because music makes me happy. Here's a new playlist of music that makes me happy. I just hope it makes you happy too. A real post is pending, as soon as I can figure out how I want to say it.

Epoch by De Yarmond Ediso- Now...I'm not sure who this guy is or if he actually has anything to do with Bon Iver, but he came up when I searched for tunes by my new favorite artist. And I am NOT mad at all. I think I might love him and his deep voice. It sounds like he recorded this in his back yard but with professional equipment, but I seriously cannot find anything wrong with this song.

Brackett, WI by Bon Iver- Oh my little heart. Bon Iver is currently my number one music choice on iTunes. Don't believe me? Go to the play count and see how many times I've listened to their albums (though Muse is almost dead even). Justin Vernon will sing at my wedding. HE WILL. And since it's my day, no one can question why I brought them to sing when their music is about as NON-wedding-ish as it gets. But they can just deal. My day, my music.

Deep Sea Diver by Grizzly Bear- Okay, so the beginning sounds like an alien trying to communicate with humans in the movie "Contact" or something. But once you get to the guitar strumming and singing, you'll see why it's kick-a. Personally, I don't think Grizzly Bear could get more indie and that works for me.

Collapse the Light into Earth by Porcupine Tree- I owe Tara for this one. This song makes me wish I had a movie to make and put it in. Well, I don't have a movie, but I do have a blog! And on said blog, I can share this song with you. Porcupine Tree has that fabulous piano based music that reminds me of Keane, The Fray, and Coldplay. But then they're more indie than those three. Plus his voice is kind of whiney and hot. I love it.

Nude by Radiohead- Thom Yorke...yum. His voice is like butta sometimes but other times it's kind of creepy, a combo I personally love. This song is chill, just like every other song on here. Sorry about that. My sister told me that my music makes her want to slit her wrists because it's so slow and depressing. Just listen to this song and tell me it doesn't rock. Then you will see why I love slow music.

Red Right Ankle by Decemberists- Wait...what? A song about a bicycle? The Decemberists write the coolest music. And his voice is is distinctive, it's easy to pick out once you've heard it two or three times. But, I love that they write songs about whatever they feel like talking about. I wonder if this song is a metaphor...I can't tell.

Neon Bible by Arcade Fire- So basically I think Neon Bible is one of the best albums I've heard in a long time. They have such a cool mix of sound and songs. Win Butler, the lead singer, also has a killer voice. I know I say that a lot, but that's the thing that usually makes me love a band more than most.

Undisclosed Disires by Muse- AHHH! Their new album is INCREDIBLE. Seriously, I feel like it's a crime just to put one song from it on here. Listening to The Resistance is an experience not to be missed. And the first time you listen, you have to listen to it all the way through, without stopping. It's amazing how every song flows and fits with the songs before and after it. And the best thing is that every song takes from a different influence. Example, their first song is a little more pop/rock and roll while their second song is totally Muse. This song is R&B while other songs have vaudeville or classical influences. Best part? They pull it off! I chose this song because Matt Bellamy manages to combine rock with R&B beautifully. I'm obsessed. And I get to go to a concert in December. And I will say this: I don't need drugs to have a trip. I have MUSE.

So Far Around the Bend by The National- I just started smiling when this song came on. It's so chill, just great. I tap my foot when I hear this song and sway back and forth. I heart The National, they have something no one else has. It's weird...but awesome.

The Sound of Settling by Death Cab for Cutie- Old school Death Cab (actually, not that old school...) is always great. This song may have already been on one of my playlists, but it's just that good.

An End Has A Start by The Editors- Another man with a hot voice. I adore how this song starts. And I adore the lyrics. Just listen.

You're a Wolf by Sea Wolf- I think the beginning for this song is what had me. I also thought that the lyrics were interesting. It's a strange song, but I definitely don't mind. The guitar and musical patterns are super catchy...love it.

Yellow by Coldplay- Yeah, yeah! Coldplay back in the good old days, with the song that made them famous. Every time I watch the music video, I'm amazed at how little/young Chris Martin looks. Yellow is not only catchy, but it's career defining for Coldplay. And Parachutes is a great album. Listen to it.

The Nerve by The Republic Tigers- I'm a big fan of this band. It's just awesome. The chorus? Happiness. Not much more to say about it. Listen. Love.

Forever by Chris Brown- I do NOT support Chris Brown in any way. He's a woman beater. But I DO support Jim and Pam and anything that has to do with their love. And if this song is played during their fictional wedding, I will listen to it and love it. Any time I get in the car, I turn this song on and turn it up full blast. The lyrics aren't great (Double your pleasure, double your fun? Really Double-Mint?) but it's a great dance tune. Yeah, it doesn't fit in this playlist...what can I say? I'm a rule breaker!

Over the past three months, I have started probably a grand total of 8 blogs. This blog post is going to be all of the failed beginnings of these blogs. I hope you enjoy.

Blog 1 started May 3, 2009-
Ahem! I have something to say and I will say it now! (yep, that's all she wrote. And you will never know just what it is I was going to say.)

Blog 2 started May 29th 2009 entitled Running on Empty-
So, I have decided to start running again. If only I had the motivation to get out of my house and do it. The other day, I was sitting in my family room with Callie and Alan G, just staring outside and thinking "Hmmm, I should go running. That actually sounds good. Running NEVER sounds good so I should DEFINITELY act on this." So what did I do? I'll tell you what I did. I got up, walked into the kitchen and snatched two freshly baked chocolate chip cookies from the cooling rack and promptly shoved them into my mouth. FAILURE.

Blog 3, Started June 9th 2009 entitled Save the POLAR BEARS!-
For the last few days, McKay and I have been house sitting for my good friend Satyra's family. They are in Cancun enjoying surf, sun, and H1N1 Influenza. Satyra will single handedly bring swine flu to the BYU masses. Heneway: as we babysit the Taylor's beautiful new home out in the middle of nowhere (not kidding. It's just out there, in the country, by some fields) and eat their food and sleep in their basement, we also watch their movies. Correction: we watch their Planet Earth. They have a projector and a big old screen to watch on. It is absolutely terrifying to wake up from a long blink and see a giant great white shark leaping out of the water at you. Scared the living daylights out of me.

Blog 4, Started June 21st 2009-
Okay. REALLY Idaho? You decide to make it rain more than ever before in the history of Idaho, the exception being the Great Flood. And you know what? If it's going to be all gloomy and rainy here, and if it is going to be the rainiest place in the continental United States, I DEMAND that I have a sparkly vampire/Edward Cullen to love. Right. This. ONE ONE!

Blog 5, Started July 3rd, 2009 entitled "Erin, will you play dress-up with me in the playhouse?"
Oh good heavens. So many children, so little time. Seriously, I don't know how people have children right now. They are fun, adorable, and I love them all to pieces, but GOOD NIGHT. They wear me OUT. As in, I'm ready to DIE right now of exhaustion. The above quote is from my niece Audrey. Now picture me, playing dress-up. Hilarious, right? Well, Audrey is the queen of drama and dress-ups. I had to wear gloves, hats, feather boas, and all sorts of things I have never worn in my life. My problem is I can't say no to those little faces and their cute little voices! If anyone else asked me, I'd say "Aw HELL no." But here I am, in a pink hat, gauzy scarf, and a lacy skirt.

Blog 6, started August 2nd 2009 entitled Post-Wedding Letdown-
Errbody was here, and now errbody is gone. My sister got married on Friday the 31st of July and it was crazy. My mother was ready to have a coronary (really, Callie? it's FINE) and the house was full of people at all times. But I will say that it was a beautiful affair. We were all together and we were all happy. But now all of the siblings are gone. Cara and Tyson are in the Caribbean meeting Jack Sparrow and Will Turner, Jen and Brant and the crazy/adorable ones are in Kansas, Kate is back in DC (after I DROVE her to the airport because she coerced me into it using guilt and a long-held knowledge of how to make me do anything she asked me to), and I am sleeping.

Blog 7 started August 10th 2009 entitled Pie, Oh Glorious Pie-
For the last week I have been religiously watching the television show Pushing Daisies. I recommend it to all because it's HILARIOUS and charming. The show has an extremely interesting premise. Ned, a young man, has a gift/curse. He can make dead things come to life. Touch a dead thing once: alive again. Touch that dead thing again (a second time): dead for good. Keep that dead thing alive and don't touch it for 60 seconds, something else must die in its place to keep the cosmos in balance. But that isn't what I wanted to write about. Ned's profession is that of a pie-maker. Ned spends his days making delicious looking pies and all I want to do is EAT ONE RIGHT NOW. Seriously, every episode is full of rhubarb, strawberries, peaches, raspberries, pears, and sweet potatoes all being stuffed into a flaky, golden, and delicious crust. AND I NEED PIE RIGHT NOW.

Blog #8 started August 28th 2009-
I just recently decided I needed to indulge myself by purchasing something totally and utterly nerdy. Wanna see it?

YEAH. That's right. Tauntaun sleeping bag. I wish the tauntaun was my power animal...